These idiots with ski poles...

[Toad]

What the heck is this? I see some older guy walking around last summer with ski poles pretending he's like, cross country skiing or something, with two things missing, skiis, and snow, or 3 as far as I am concerned and that is... oh never mind.

Now, every friggin where I look I see people 'dry skiing' somebody must want to sell ski poles really bad during the off months or something?
This 'sport' makes no sense, they can walk without the poles and get the same exercise.

Why do I have to share a planet with these idiots?

Where is my cyanide pill?

[Toad]

Holy crap. Today I saw two of them as I drove in the van to my right, then further ahead, another one, then, behold, across the street, 3 more!

Oh the humanity!

Is this what I have to look forward to this summer, idiots with ski poles walking all over friggin town? 

A low point in human history.
(for sure)